SOS LOG FOUR - The WTF of Haruhi Suzumiya

[goddoesntknow]

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mmmph

Uh.

HUH.

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Comments

[night-of-white.livejournal.com]

Did you get hit by the virus too? It's been pretty hard on the rest of us too.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

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uh...

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm just fine and dandy.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... well... uhm.

I have clothes now?

[touchedbygawd.livejournal.com]

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[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

For?

Aside from my finely crafted image of the SOS Brigade being messed over by this whole thing!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

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We already HAVE a flat-chested loli, dammit!

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I see.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

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... what?!

It means we can still keep up with Club activities, aren't you at least happy about that?

[touchedbygawd.livejournal.com]

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Um! I'm sorry about that! Yes, I'm sorry I'm disappointing you Miss Suzumiya...!

You do realize you can appeal to the shota crowd now instead, right Miss Suzumiya?

C-CLEAR-CHAN?!

Hey, I'm just sayin'...

[night-of-white.livejournal.com]

Oh? Then why would you...

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Oh. A friend, then? Sorry.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

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...Yuki?

Well, sure! ...

Well, at least this is something different...

What the hell caused this, though?! Is this some vast, cosmic joke on the part of some higher being? Or maybe! Maybe the Digital World has a Digital Space and Digital Aliens came down and abducted everyone in the middle of the night to run some strange sort of genetic experiments on...

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IF THAT'S THE CASE, HOW DO I EVEN KNOW YOU'RE REALLY KYON?! You could be some backwards Body Snatcher for all I know!

[ooc - Haruhi... aside from the brief reappearance of the rabu rabu virus, hasn't really been properly introduced to these things yet. XD ]

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

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GOOD THINKING!

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's a virus that infects everyone when they're pulled into this dimension.

It also infects Digimon, but it just makes them crazy.

No one knows where it came from. It... just broke out somewhow.

Yes. Somehow.

[touchedbygawd.livejournal.com]

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But... but...

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

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I thought she was a "silent" character.

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Haruhi. On your first day at North High you proudly said that normal people don't interest you, and that you would only associated with ESPers, Aliens and Time Travelers. Do you really think a body snatcher would know that?

It's just one of the stupid viruses that happen here.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

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She covers both roles, of course! C'mon, I've only got so much to work with here.

...hey, one can never be too careful!

Viruses?

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... yare yare.

There's careful and there's just being crazy.

Yes, well we are in the Digital World, Haruhi.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...so, what, instead of colds, we catch... whatever this is?

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That's actually kind of cool...

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... I think we can still get sick, Haruhi. Just, these things happen every once and a while.

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Of course you'd find it cool, you're still your proper gender!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Hmm... of course, that's touchier and MUCH harder to pull off right...

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Well, damn. Still! I wonder what causes it...

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And what's wrong with being a girl?!

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Our cryptic little wizards gave you an answer.

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Because I'm not normally one?! and... and... i've been craving chocolate for the past hour. ._.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

"Somehow."

Hrn.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I just noticed.

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Oh, cheer up! It doesn't last forever, right? It's unique and different! Enjoy it while it lasts!

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'Sides, I'm sure there's someplace around here that sells candy.