SOS Log 12.3 - The Combat Training of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

[goddoesntknow]

...okay.

Blowtorches? Check.

Now if I could just get Bumblebee to return my messages... may have to talk to one of the others...

...

But where am I supposed to get fire breathing piranha plants? Hmmm.

Comments

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

...what do you need with Bumblebee? A-And Blowtorches?!

Seriously, you could slag someone with those kinda things!

[konatamer.livejournal.com]

Have you tried ringing up the Koopa King?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Combat training!

On both accounts.

[not-rusted-yet.livejournal.com]

... You need an Autobot for something and you ask BUMBLEBEE?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...the-

Ah! The big turtle guy!

Hmm... that could be a possibility...

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

Combat training? Are you NUTS?!

Man, not even Primal was THAT brutal! Where'd you get your training protocols, MEGATRON?!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...first one that came to mind.

But you'll do!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

It's for the good of my team!

[konatamer.livejournal.com]

Wh- wait, he's actually HERE!?

[lvl9finalboss.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh.

I didn't even need to make an entrance this time.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

The good of your team? Sounds like you're trying to send them all to the scrapyard, sister!

Besides, you'll need someone to make sure it doesn't end up DOING THAT!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Please.

I'm the model of safety.

It's not like I'm doing anything they shouldn't be able to HANDLE.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

See? There we go!

HI!

[not-rusted-yet.livejournal.com]

...

Excuse me?

[yuki-nagato.livejournal.com]

...

There is quite a large number of various Tamers from numerous worlds. The precise number, if you desired it, is much too high to accurately ascertain at this time.

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

Eh, whatever.

Heh, makes me glad I'm a Maximal and not an Autobot for once. No one's making RATTRAP jump through hurtles!

[lvl9finalboss.livejournal.com]

I gotta admit, I wasn't expecting someone from DATS to come calling for me yet. And certainly not for the purposes of recruiting.

Still, I could use a bit of cash. My minions have very reasonable rates.

[masterandhound.livejournal.com]

Rattrap, you're a demolitions expert, correct?

... Haruhi, I give you clearance to enlist Rattrap's services for this matter.

[konatamer.livejournal.com]

N-No, that's okay. Thanks, though.

I wasn't even GUESSING that he was here, he just... was.

[konatamer.livejournal.com]

Holy freaking crap!

BOWSER!? No, that's not even a question- IT'S BOWSER!!

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

Wh-WHAT?!

Y-You can't be serious! I mean, look at all she's gonna do and--


nnnnghhh...

*sighs* We're all gonna die...

[lvl9finalboss.livejournal.com]

WRONG!

It's KING Bowser. And don't you forget it!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Well, I need proper tools to utilize towards combat training!

...

They do, do they?

[masterandhound.livejournal.com]

You'll be fine.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

^__^

I was wondering if I could get a teeny-tiny favor...