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FIRST OFF. I received thank you letters to everyone who paid their bills on time. I don't know why they keep sending this stuff to me.

[ATTACHED: Thank you letters from various businesses and places to various members of the SOS Brigade. And Ashton. All completely forged and made up, but they look legit, as Haruhi actually paid to get these done. With others' money.]

Kyon, why do you have so many from Flower Paradise, anyway?

...

Same to Ashton.


BUT.

TO BUSINESS.

I think we've been far too lethargic as of late. As such, I am instituting a training session for the SOS Brigade to all willing participants, and Kyon.

It will be conducted at the nearest Trailmon Station to Royal Base!

[ooc - Strikes are fail!locked to whom they're addressing.

On purpose.]

Date: 2009-04-28 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
Um... what will this training session entail??

Date: 2009-04-28 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlysaneguy.livejournal.com
... I've never BEEN to Flower Paradise.

[then the rest hits him]

...

...

No.

Date: 2009-04-28 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
Training! It kind of explains itself, doesn't it?

Date: 2009-04-28 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
Well, you sure got SOMETHING from them, it seems.

...

....

No.

Date: 2009-04-28 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlysaneguy.livejournal.com
Are you sure this isn't like the bills?

...

Yeah, I said no.

Date: 2009-04-28 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
But... what will the Trailmon do...?

Date: 2009-04-28 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
...what about them.

...

So did I.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
What Trailmon do.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlysaneguy.livejournal.com
You know what, Suzumiya.

Then there's no problem.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
... :|

...

I meant no to your no.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlysaneguy.livejournal.com
[icon]

...

Well, my no came first so it outranks your no.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-nagato.livejournal.com
...

Of course.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
...

That... sounds wonderful, Haruhi...! ^^;

Date: 2009-04-28 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
[icon]

...

But I outrank you.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlysaneguy.livejournal.com
[keywords]

...

I'm not getting hit by a train!

[locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
Nagato?

Um... What are the chances of Kyon surviving being hit by a train?

Hypothetically...

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-nagato.livejournal.com
...

Hypothetically, Kyon's chances of survival if he were to be hit by a train are 1,375,523 to 1. Assuming he were to emerge with broken limbs, and his head intact.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
... and what if the train were a digimon?

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-nagato.livejournal.com
...

1,375,524 to 1.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
...

I don't want Kyon to die, but... that seems like it should be a lot more...

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-nagato.livejournal.com
I do not wish for Kyon to die either, which is why I am assuming that he will emerge with merely broken limbs and his head intact. If I were to eliminate those factors, it would indeed be a lot higher.

Date: 2009-04-28 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
... >|

...

You wouldn't be HIT by it!

1/2

Date: 2009-04-28 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybarrellove.livejournal.com
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE PLANT GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!

2/2

Date: 2009-04-28 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybarrellove.livejournal.com
Wait, what's this about trains and training?

*Yes, he's totally oblivious about the locks.*

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
... I suppose that's very confusing comforting...

Date: 2009-04-28 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionheartfather.livejournal.com
He'd hit the train, right? I love this idea!

KYON, THRUST FORTH WITH MANLINESS!

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yuki-nagato.livejournal.com
...Kyon's chances of survival are quite good, hypothetically, since the two of us as well as Suzumiya Haruhi will be standing by carefully observing his every manuever during the training exercise.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-28 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] touchedbygawd.livejournal.com
... I'll do my best to protect him!

Date: 2009-04-28 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
Yeah, Kyon.

Thrust.

Re: 2/2

Date: 2009-04-28 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddoesntknow.livejournal.com
...

Interested?

Re: 2/2

Date: 2009-04-29 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybarrellove.livejournal.com
Now now now I didn't say that!

There's that dread again...

But... y'know, you've got me curious.

Date: 2009-04-29 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hideinasmile.livejournal.com
It has been sometime since we've trained. I think it would be good for us.

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