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goddoesntknowFIRST OFF. I received thank you letters to everyone who paid their bills on time. I don't know why they keep sending this stuff to me.
[ATTACHED: Thank you letters from various businesses and places to various members of the SOS Brigade. And Ashton. All completely forged and made up, but they look legit, as Haruhi actually paid to get these done. With others' money.]
Kyon, why do you have so many from Flower Paradise, anyway?
...
Same to Ashton.
BUT.
TO BUSINESS.
I think we've been far too lethargic as of late. As such, I am instituting a training session for the SOS Brigade to all willing participants, and Kyon.
It will be conducted at the nearest Trailmon Station to Royal Base!
[ooc - Strikes are fail!locked to whom they're addressing.
On purpose.]
[ATTACHED: Thank you letters from various businesses and places to various members of the SOS Brigade. And Ashton. All completely forged and made up, but they look legit, as Haruhi actually paid to get these done. With others' money.]
...
Same to Ashton.
BUT.
TO BUSINESS.
I think we've been far too lethargic as of late. As such, I am instituting a training session for the SOS Brigade to all willing participants, and Kyon.
It will be conducted at the nearest Trailmon Station to Royal Base!
[ooc - Strikes are fail!locked to whom they're addressing.
On purpose.]
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Date: 2009-04-28 05:30 am (UTC)Um... What are the chances of Kyon surviving being hit by a train?
Hypothetically...
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Date: 2009-04-28 05:35 am (UTC)Hypothetically, Kyon's chances of survival if he were to be hit by a train are 1,375,523 to 1. Assuming he were to emerge with broken limbs, and his head intact.
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Date: 2009-04-28 05:39 am (UTC)Re: [locked]
Date: 2009-04-28 05:41 am (UTC)1,375,524 to 1.
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Date: 2009-04-28 05:43 am (UTC)I don't want Kyon to die, but... that seems like it should be a lot more...
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Date: 2009-04-28 06:06 am (UTC)confusingcomforting...Re: [locked]
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Date: 2009-04-28 06:20 am (UTC)