SOS LOG ONE

[goddoesntknow]

Do you find your life boring? Lacking in excitement, perhaps even melancholy?

If so, just ignore this and go jump off a cliff or something. SHE HAS NO USE FOR YOU.

ATTENTION: ALL DIGIMON TAMERS OF AN INTERESTING NATURE, SUCH AS ALIENS, TIME TRAVELLERS, AND/OR ESPERS.

If this describes you, or you're interesting in any other manner of ways, the new Digital World chapter of the SOS Brigade wants you.

APPLICATIONS CAN BE SUBMITTED IN THE HOLY CITY OF SANCTITY, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! My master has a busy agenda, and can't be bothered with anyone who can't be punctual!

Comments

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Aliens, time travelers, Espers... that sorta thing, though given what I've already seen here, I'm sure there's a lot more interesting types of people out there now!!

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think I fall under those categories. I know for sure I'm not an alien or a time traveler. I wouldn't consider myself an esper either. I don't have telepathic abilities, although they are considered paranormal in a sense.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...paranormal's good too!

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

Is it?

Before I tell you what my power is, can I trust you?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Um, sure, sure, sure! ^^ What is it???

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

I'll find out anyways if I meet you face to face if I can trust you. But it honestly can't hurt to tell you

OK, I'll tell you. To put it basically, I'm a human lie detector.

((ooc: Strikes totally not there!))

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Like, you can tell if people are lying? Just yourself?

OH, THAT'S AWESOME. And it'd be pretty useful, hm....

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

Yep! I can perceive what they are thinking by closing in on their nervous twitches. Most people don't notice them or they're twitches that people can't see.

To be honest, I can only catch 95% of people who are lying. I know someone who can catch everyone's nervous twitches only because he this bracelet that he says vibrates when someone's lying.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

COOL! That must be REAL useful.

...hm. ...NAH. Kyon wouldn't DARE keep any secrets from me.

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

It is really useful. Especially when it comes to poker cross-examining a witness' testimony.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

What are you? Some kinda super lawyer or something?

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

My Daddy was a defense lawyer and I help a defense lawyer who has the same power as me.

I'm actually a magician, though.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Like, real magic, or just tricks??

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

I do tricks, sleight of hand as most people would call it. I had my panties stolen once because someone wanted to figure out one of my most popular tricks where I could pull anything from a fruit to a crock pot, to a full sized tire out of my panties!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Aw, so just tricks. BUT STILL, THE TRUTH TELLING THING IS COOL, AT LEAST! ^^

But, God. Perverts.

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

Perverts do exist in the world, but they are the most fun to catch lying!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

I'll bet!

[ooc - God, having Haruhi complain about perverts is so ironic it almost hurts.]

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

Yep! They're all 'Wait, let me explain' and all you can do is try not to laugh.

((ooc: it is. so very much))

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're easy to exploit!

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

I guess they are. Just hold it over their heads and they'll be bowing to you and give you what you might need.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, yes. Yes, that's a very effective tool. Whether they actually did it or not, it still works!

[ooc - Strikes unreadable. XD ]

[magic-panties.livejournal.com]

It is. Same goes for liars.