SOS LOG TWO - The Disgust of Suzumiya Haruhi

[goddoesntknow]

SO. We got this really cool looking flying horse with wings-

Pegasmon, Haruhi-sama.

-right, right- to take us as far as someplace called "Putrid Ruins..." Jerk barely wanted to talk and refused to go any further!

And...

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT SMELL?!

Comments

Terriermon Italics.

[fateschosen.livejournal.com]

That would be the Putrid Ruins.

Duh.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

But WHY does it smell like that?! I think I'm gonna lose my lunch.

...HEY!

[ooc - Second paragraph delayed reaction to Terriermon.]

[fateschosen.livejournal.com]

....probably because most of the Digimon there have poop-based attacks?


Um, sorry about him.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...

I'm going to kill myself a pegasus if I ever see him again.

[fateschosen.livejournal.com]

...By the way, if you see any vending machines anywhere out there? I'd advise you not to go near them. Because one of those kinds of Digimon tend to live in them for some insane reason.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

..............

[ooc - Haruhi's halfway between "GROSS EW EW EW" and "I WANNA SEE THAT.]

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

I would surmise a mixture of rotting vegetation, pollution from Neon and Junk City, and a healthy amount of what organics call feces.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...

Crap.

I GOT DUMPED IN A SWAMP FULL OF CRAP?!

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

In a round about way, yes.

1/2

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

2/2

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Haruhi-sama seems distraught...

Re: 2/2

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

Do you two want the location data for Neon City? It's much... brighter, and less stinky. They have a problem with organized crime, however...

All you would need is to find a lightpost.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...SURE!

...Wait how do I find a lightpost...

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

They can be found using the D-Comm's map function.

1/2

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

GREAT! Now lets see, its-

2/2

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

-halfway across this godforsaken place.

Re: 2/2

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

Well then.

Good luck.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

...

Like the other people said Haruhi, and well... It is called Putrid Ruins.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

I didn't think they'd be so literal!

BESIDES, I DIDN'T WANT TO STOP HERE!

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... No comment.

Do you want me to come get you then?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Still gonna take just as long no matter who's walking-

...

-unless you brought a transforming car robot, of course!

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... I'll see if any of them will take me.

But no promises that any of them will.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Mmmrgh. Whatever! I just want out of this craphole!

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

........

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Hey, I could always let Neemon sell you guys instead.

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

And I could always sell Neemon.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

Nobody would want him, and you know it.

[locked to Prowl]
And I'm not expecting any of you guys to say yes anyways.

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

I'm sure some scientist could dissect him.

[locked]

... I'll do it.

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

I think he might be poisonous too, would you really wish that on some poor scientist?

[locked]

... Thanks.

[balancenagility.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Perhaps that Kurata everyone is on about.

[locked]

Very well then.