SOS Brigade Chief

...um. Kyon.

I. Um. I... uh...

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OH SCREW IT.

....................sorry.

If you want to... talk... or... anything... ...um.

Yeah.

Hey, everyone else who played at the talent show was really good! BUT I KNEW I'D WIN.

SO WHILE I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!

The SOS Brigade is still seeking interesting people of all types! We've found aliens, but I we want to see MORE! ESPers, Time Travelers, heck, even MORE aliens! I'm sure there has to be another planet out there with all sorts of cool aliens! And some of these Cybertronian guys have sticks up their tailpipes, anyway. And they're a LOT more like humans than I would've expected... how disappointing. ... Digimon, too! There's so many of them, they're practically like humans, and the more you see, the less unique they seem! :\

ANYONE WITH INQUIRIES CAN SEE KYON. Even if he's an idiot.

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UNRELATED QUESTION - What the hell does a Digimental do?

[ooc - Strikes unreadable. But, yes, Haruhi's ego has been stoked and she didn't know what modesty was to begin with. So beware if her head seems... inflated. :p And she's still a might bit pissy with Kyon, though she'll never say it out loud.]

SO. We got this really cool looking flying horse with wings-

Pegasmon, Haruhi-sama.

-right, right- to take us as far as someplace called "Putrid Ruins..." Jerk barely wanted to talk and refused to go any further!

And...

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT SMELL?!