SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... Digital Aliens.

[anonymous]

[dive-npc.livejournal.com]

[stomponnahead.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the United Union of Loyal Vadermon hasn't abducted anyone since that unfortunate probing incident.

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

I have often pondered about the vast mysteries of the space around this world.

[halcyondayshime.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, maybe it's robot aliens that have rocket lasers and claws and guns! And they're green and have five eyes and and and--

BREATHE, WOMAN.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a volunteer for Witchelny's space program.

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

As what most humans refer to an alien, I have to wonder why people think we would want to abduct humans.

...

Well, there was Leo...

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

... aliens?

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

Um...as thrilling as the idea is to return to the big black...I'm mostly just curious academically...exploration is more the style of...well the pirates I lived with.

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

I still try to tell him that was for his own safety. He still tries to tell me it was a conspiracy we were all in on.

... I've realized. It's very quiet in my room without him around.

[chaotic-tantei.livejournal.com]

... somehow, if Mayura was here, she'd be saying that this is a mystery.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. We'll send someone by to abduct- escort you to the launch bay tomorrow.

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

I think I would know if aliens did this, considering I was built as a defense against them.

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

A-Ah I forgot...I get car sick...sea sick...air sick...and allergies! I'm in no condition to travel.

[longlivethedon.livejournal.com]

If it were aliens Cloud would've gone psycho by now.

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

What if it's bunnies?

[naptimeb4pants.livejournal.com]

ALIENS?! Where?!

Maybe Tucker's kid is one of them!

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, we have a suppository for that.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think the prospect of aliens highly unlikely.

Ryo? I believe this could be further proof to your RPG theory.

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

... bunnies?

[iluseollasboobs.livejournal.com]

Aliens?

I dunno' I don't think theres aliens that would abduct that many people!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

Bunnies!

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

You know, I believe Skids and Mudflap once talked about reformatting into a padded van and coming to get him.

[draconicfury.livejournal.com]

Jeez...

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

...

ALIEN BUNNIES?!