SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

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[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

Bunnies!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

...

ALIEN BUNNIES?!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

ALIEN BUNNIES FROM DIGITAL SPACE!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

*SCREAM*

GET NIGATO! WE NEED TO MAKE TINFOIL HATS TO KEEP THEM FROM TAKING OUR BRAINS AND CHEWING ON OUR EARS!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

Silly HakuHaku, they don't chew on ears! They chew on carrots!

Maybe they're trying to demand lots of carrots from us by taking all of those people ...

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

Butbutbut Miku if they're ALIEN bunnies maybe they have evil intentions!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

... carrots are evil.

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

... you should eat your vegetables, Miku. :|

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

But they're icky!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

But they're good for you! :| *totally forgetting that they don't even NEED that kind of nutrition*

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...

My mind?

BLOWN.

YOU TWO ARE BRILLIANT.

I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ALIEN BUNNIES. O_O

It all makes so much SENSE now...

More bunnies for you

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Miya?

Re: More bunnies for you

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

SEE?!

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Miya!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

... i-it does?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT DOES!

Why wouldn't it?!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

B.. but...

IF IT REALLY IS ALIEN BUNNIES, AND THEY'RE EVIL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! I-I CAN'T FIGHT ALIEN BUNNIES! I CAN'T FIGHT AT ALL BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE I WOULDN'T WANT TO DESTROY THEM AND AND AND-

*sudden silence*

... we're sorry. The tamer you are trying to reach has overheated and rebooted herself.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

We'll have to get someone to fight dirty! I know, it'll be tough, but you'll just have to turn your eyes awaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.

Rebooted?

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Spaz-chick here is an android. A very LOUD android. She's- ... oh. She's back. Hey, Haku. You okay?

Uguuuu... no aliens, Creator-sama... aliens want to chew on my wires...

Here, an alien bunny! XD

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Miya?

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. XD ♥

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

EEEE! I WAS RIGHT!

And she doesn't understand it yet!

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Miya!

I APPROVE OF THIS INTERACTION BETWEEN VOCALOID AND ALIEN BUNNY.

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

A-A-A-ALIEN BUNNY!

[heart-of-jurai.livejournal.com]

Niyaaa? Miyaa?