SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

We'll have to get someone to fight dirty! I know, it'll be tough, but you'll just have to turn your eyes awaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.

Rebooted?

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Spaz-chick here is an android. A very LOUD android. She's- ... oh. She's back. Hey, Haku. You okay?

Uguuuu... no aliens, Creator-sama... aliens want to chew on my wires...