SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

... Digital Aliens.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah.

There's an outer space here, right?

So there's gotta be aliens!

[anonymous]

[dive-npc.livejournal.com]

[stomponnahead.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the United Union of Loyal Vadermon hasn't abducted anyone since that unfortunate probing incident.

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

I have often pondered about the vast mysteries of the space around this world.

[wizardssaynii.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a volunteer for Witchelny's space program.

[halcyondayshime.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, maybe it's robot aliens that have rocket lasers and claws and guns! And they're green and have five eyes and and and--

BREATHE, WOMAN.

[draconicfury.livejournal.com]

Jeez...

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

As what most humans refer to an alien, I have to wonder why people think we would want to abduct humans.

...

Well, there was Leo...

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

I still try to tell him that was for his own safety. He still tries to tell me it was a conspiracy we were all in on.

... I've realized. It's very quiet in my room without him around.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

... aliens?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

ALIENS.

[chaotic-tantei.livejournal.com]

... somehow, if Mayura was here, she'd be saying that this is a mystery.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

YES!

A mystery!

Just what we need!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

... We're all gonna die?

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

I think I would know if aliens did this, considering I was built as a defense against them.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Well, that's YOUR worlds aliennnssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

What are your world's aliens like???? :D

[longlivethedon.livejournal.com]

If it were aliens Cloud would've gone psycho by now.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously, people hadn't realized it was aliens YET.

Tell him he can go psycho now.

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

What if it's bunnies?

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

... bunnies?

[naptimeb4pants.livejournal.com]

ALIENS?! Where?!

Maybe Tucker's kid is one of them!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...half-alien, half-humans?! Hmmmm.

IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY.

[3point14napple.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think the prospect of aliens highly unlikely.

Ryo? I believe this could be further proof to your RPG theory.

[courageousfirst.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, the guy who thought the Black Gears were UFO's refutes the alien theory.

[iluseollasboobs.livejournal.com]

Aliens?

I dunno' I don't think theres aliens that would abduct that many people!

[wants2b1337.livejournal.com]

Well it can't be aliens, the Doctor's not here!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...man, I miss the Doctor.

BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

That he's not here is ALL THE MORE REASON for them to strike while we're unawares!

[locket-lost.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter what caused it. It's the end result that's important.

People have lost their friends, family--people they depend on. They were just taken away out of the blue, and nobody knows if they'll come back.

[imasoulblazer.livejournal.com]

Seems a mighty big job for aliens.

[spiralofangels.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's angels?

[dramaticalchemy.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's the Magical Sugarplum Fairy!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

Aww, no alien bunnies?

TOTALLY ANON AND UNTRACEABLE

[son-of-blood.livejournal.com]

It was the Daleks.

Re: TOTALLY ANON AND UNTRACEABLE

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...Daleks?

Daleks, Daleks...

...

...

...

...

OH SHIT WE'RE SCREWED

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Can't be aliens... Wily wasn't near any of them.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

...Wily's an alien?

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

Kekekeke! Aliens, yes it must be aliens! Aliens everywhere, they're going to poke things in our braaaaains!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

[BRB, SCREAMING FOREVER.]

[mistressofdoma.livejournal.com]

... Like these (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Aliens") Aliens?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

The aliens got people and I'm still here! Yes!

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

The Doc is still here though, Quick.

[Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a representative of alien-kind, I feel that our interests are being totally misrepresented here.

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Then why do you abduct people?

[Voice. He sounds dead serious. He's joking.]

[eclipsedonmyoji.livejournal.com]

... perhaps Oompa-Loompas?