SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Then why do you abduct people?

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Oh, various reasons. To get to know them, to find out what makes them tic...

Oh, and for reality holo-broadcasting.

Certainly not because probing is fun.

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

So you broadcast taking them apart for Alien TV?!

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Good heavens, no. Vivisection on the public viewscreen would be abominable to ratings of any station.

THOSE recordings are of worth to medical students, though.

No, no, half the fun is just in watching the reactions after someone's been grabbed and returned. It's candid comedy.

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Uh, what about robots?

......their reaction would be pretty funny.

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Well, with robots it's difficult. If you dissect them alive, you're basically just disassembling a machine, and if you turn them off to do it, it's not vivisection. I think the last time we abducted a robot, we just reprogrammed him to constantly hear show tunes. Hmmm, do you ever get the urge to sing?

There you go, though. It's all about the comedy.

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[laser-trident.livejournal.com]

But... I LIKE to sing...

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

.......

Uh no. Though there was that one time.....

Didn't know aliens had a sense of humor.