SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Can't be aliens... Wily wasn't near any of them.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

...Wily's an alien?

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

He pretended to be one during the second.

And Quick still thinks he's one.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Oh right I remember hearing about that.
...that's kinda dumb reasoning though.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

It's Quick.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

No I mean assuming Wily is involved because "lol aliens"?
I mean maybe if Duo was here it would make sense but eh.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

I wasn't. I'm just saying, the Doc likes aliens so like... He didn't get involved so it CAN'T be aliens.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Well he can't always be at the crash site of an evil power capable of dominating the world if Rock didn't exist.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

The dark energy was stupid. That and why would he abduct a bunch of people? I mean the time with the little girl ended badly anyway.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it's WILY.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

NO! Yes. It's none of your business! *flailing*

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Too late.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Then forget everything you heard!

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Make me.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

I would if you weren't hiding behind the blue brat! And I think I still have orders not to do anything.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Hey I don't hide behind Rock! I'll fight whoever brings it on!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, well I'd love to kick your ass. But let me check something first.

[locked to Wilybots]

Hey! Who's up for me beating the scrap out of Snips? I'm getting tired of waiting and it'll be an easy kill.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Pffft fine.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

The Doc'll get mad.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

*tee-hees*

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*pout*

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Come on, you were so happy to have a space cat! You can't hide it.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

....point. But this is different.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

How is this different?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

These aliens aren't cats. Or pirates.