SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

NO! Yes. It's none of your business! *flailing*

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Too late.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Then forget everything you heard!

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Make me.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

I would if you weren't hiding behind the blue brat! And I think I still have orders not to do anything.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Hey I don't hide behind Rock! I'll fight whoever brings it on!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, well I'd love to kick your ass. But let me check something first.

[locked to Wilybots]

Hey! Who's up for me beating the scrap out of Snips? I'm getting tired of waiting and it'll be an easy kill.

[rasberriesmetal.livejournal.com]

Pffft fine.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

The Doc'll get mad.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

But it's been forever! We've never waited this long to cause some trouble!

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

But over one Lightbot? Who isn't even worth the trouble.

I mean it's not like it's Mega Man or even anyone important!

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

I'm having destruction withdraw, so sue me.

And I bet we could make Mega cry.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

We can go fight something wild around here.

... Yeah, but that's easy. We'd just have to kick his dog.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Okay. Still say taking out one of the Lightbots would be fun.

Getting to that dog would probably be harder then taking out Snips. He'd probably go wherever I told him to meet me..... Hmmmmm.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Think of it as practice?

... you're gonna get us into trouble again.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah.

When have I gotten us in trouble? And I'm just going to tell him to go somewhere dangerous and see if he actually does. I won't go myself. That's not against any orders.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

*tee-hees*

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*pout*

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Come on, you were so happy to have a space cat! You can't hide it.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

....point. But this is different.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

How is this different?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

These aliens aren't cats. Or pirates.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

How do you know they aren't?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Because those are the cool aliens and they don't abduct people like this.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

... Oh.