SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

*tee-hees*

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

*pout*

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

Come on, you were so happy to have a space cat! You can't hide it.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

....point. But this is different.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

How is this different?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

These aliens aren't cats. Or pirates.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

How do you know they aren't?

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

Because those are the cool aliens and they don't abduct people like this.

[drillsforhands.livejournal.com]

... Oh.