SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[wants2b1337.livejournal.com]

Well it can't be aliens, the Doctor's not here!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...man, I miss the Doctor.

BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.

That he's not here is ALL THE MORE REASON for them to strike while we're unawares!

[wants2b1337.livejournal.com]

But...he's ALWAYS muckin' about when shit goes down with aliens!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

And he stops them!

But since he's NOT here...

Dammit, c'mon. You get what I'm saying, don't you?!