SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

Kekekeke! Aliens, yes it must be aliens! Aliens everywhere, they're going to poke things in our braaaaains!

[canhasleekplz.livejournal.com]

[BRB, SCREAMING FOREVER.]

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

[unison Jasdevi laughter]

[illkeepwalking.livejournal.com]

Don't listen to them, miss.

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

Hey shut it ya' limey, we know what we're talking about.

[illkeepwalking.livejournal.com]

I'm sure working with the Earl has really given you experience with aliens.

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

Yes because obviously all we fucking do is work for the Earl and don't have, like, lives of our own. That's just fucking SILLY.

[illkeepwalking.livejournal.com]

Where would you meet aliens?

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

Nevada.

[illkeepwalking.livejournal.com]

N-Nevada?

[bangnoahbang.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know the big desert-y state!