SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

... i-it does?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT DOES!

Why wouldn't it?!

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

B.. but...

IF IT REALLY IS ALIEN BUNNIES, AND THEY'RE EVIL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! I-I CAN'T FIGHT ALIEN BUNNIES! I CAN'T FIGHT AT ALL BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE I WOULDN'T WANT TO DESTROY THEM AND AND AND-

*sudden silence*

... we're sorry. The tamer you are trying to reach has overheated and rebooted herself.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

We'll have to get someone to fight dirty! I know, it'll be tough, but you'll just have to turn your eyes awaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.

Rebooted?

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Spaz-chick here is an android. A very LOUD android. She's- ... oh. She's back. Hey, Haku. You okay?

Uguuuu... no aliens, Creator-sama... aliens want to chew on my wires...