SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

[goddoesntknow]

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

Comments

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Well, that's YOUR worlds aliennnssssshhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

What are your world's aliens like???? :D

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Nasty. Aggressive. They almost always treat humans as some universal threat. The Guardian of Earth Project, the organization that built me, was founded because of an alien warship wiping out a mining colony without any reason. Well no reason other the fact that they claimed it was in their territory.

They didn't even give us a chance to move the people off the colony. They just attacked...