SOS Log 13.2 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 2

[goddoesntknow]

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR.

THIS is not an alien. Aliens would never announce themselves in such a public manner! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

Vadermon are also not aliens. They are just Digimon that evolve into things that LOOK like aliens. That's like saying my Patamon's actually a servant of God. C'mon, now!

And yes, I'm quite aware there are transforming giant alien robots and things like that here. But they're old hat.

I'm interested in THIS world's aliens, since they've obviously never been seen.

AS SUCH.

I will be devoting my resources in between my DATS duties, honest! towards conducting research proving their existence, in light of such overwhelming evidence.

That is all.

Comments

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

W-what about alien rabbits? *yes she sounds genuinely concerned about this*

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

As I deduced in my previous thread, they are obviously alien tentacle monsters that only disguise themselves as cute and cuddly rabbits to lure you into a false sense of security.

At least.

I suspect that is the FIRST wave.

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

... I'm old hat? But I just got here!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

TOO OLD.

NEXT.

[Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Unless, of course, we knew that you wouldn't believe us, and therefore had nothing to lose.

Hee hee hee hee.

Re: [Anonymous. SO ANONYMOUS]

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Lame.

That's a BS answer.

Besides that, you're anon.

Even I'm not gonna trust anon.

[onebotwrecker.livejournal.com]

But... we played in a band together! D:

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

OLD. HAT.

STILL FRIENDS.

JUST OLD. AND TOO NORMAL, NOW.

[anonymous]

[first12thlevel.livejournal.com]

In terms of specific definition, everyone here is an extradimensional "alien."

But what evidence do you have for believing that this digital world houses a specific kind of extraterrestrial life?

Re: [anonymous]

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

I already said, I'm talking about THIS WORLD'S aliens.

And what evidence do you have THERE ISN'T?

Hmmm?

HA. GOT YOU THERE. =D

1/2

[lionheartfather.livejournal.com]

Agent Suzumiya...

2/2

[lionheartfather.livejournal.com]

... I think this is an exciting concept! You might be on to something here! You have my full support!

[dive-npc.livejournal.com]

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

[onlysaneguy.livejournal.com]

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

And there's my resources now.

You're speechless, right? :D

[tellmydad.livejournal.com]

Do all aliens act the same? I bet some of them at least would announce themselves. Like humans, really.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Those would be lame and boring aliens. D:

[newtovideondvd.livejournal.com]

You know, tabloid science is an un-pursued genre in this world. I could make a show based off of your exploits.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...

...

AWESOME. :D

[gotakittyscarf.livejournal.com]

...Can I help, Haru-nyan?!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

SURE! :D I'm sure we could find something for you to do. :D

[fastesthngalive.livejournal.com]

My pal Shadow's part alien, and I spent a lot of time with a couple of them.

There was that one race on that planet that evolved, like, super fast. That was a real trip.

Then there's the Xorda...

[iluseollasboobs.livejournal.com]

Aliens would so TOTALLY say they were aliens....you know if they looked human and not like...whatever else. Cause it'd be hard to figure out if they didn't say otherwise! ...usually... it depends what they're driving.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Aliens who are just gonna walk up and SAY they're aliens are boring. There's no mystery to that!

...

Depends on what they're driving?

[techsavytabby.livejournal.com]

What we require is some sort of signaling device to capture the attention of the otherworldly...or more useful would be a device to extend out gaze into the heavens to see what celestial bodies we can locate before we can begin probing them for life.

In otherwords...a high powered telescope of some sort would be the best start.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooh.

I LIKE that idea!

[time-green.livejournal.com]

As an alien, I should be somewhat insulted. (I'm not, but should be.) Aliens are people too. Honestly, just because some people are aliens, or giant robots, or super heroes or whatever doesn't mean they are sterotypes.

[konatamer.livejournal.com]

Oh hoh. Aliens of the Digital World, huh...?

If there're really aliens out there, they wouldn't have names ending in "-mon", right?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Maybe, maybe not! If some of these people are right, and things like Vadermon are DESCENDED from REAL aliens, then... possibly!