SOS Log 13.2 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 2

[goddoesntknow]

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR.

THIS is not an alien. Aliens would never announce themselves in such a public manner! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

Vadermon are also not aliens. They are just Digimon that evolve into things that LOOK like aliens. That's like saying my Patamon's actually a servant of God. C'mon, now!

And yes, I'm quite aware there are transforming giant alien robots and things like that here. But they're old hat.

I'm interested in THIS world's aliens, since they've obviously never been seen.

AS SUCH.

I will be devoting my resources in between my DATS duties, honest! towards conducting research proving their existence, in light of such overwhelming evidence.

That is all.

Comments

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

... I'm old hat? But I just got here!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

TOO OLD.

NEXT.

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'll have you know I'm only several million cycles old! That's not even middle-aged for us!

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

Aw. I still like ya, Bee!

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

I'm not old Sam. And if I was, well... there's not much I could do, is there? You humans go out and buy fancy cars during your mid life crisises, and I can't very well do that now can I?!

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

er...

N-no, no you really can't. Not that I'd want you to have a mid life crisis! You're fine just the way you are, Bee!

I think she means 'old' as in she knows about you and the other Cybertronians already. She's looking for something else.

*Sam fails at being comforting to his robot buddy*

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

... I see. Well, that's somewhat comforting.

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

.. she's... she's kind of an odd one. I think.

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

Well, that's pretty clear.

Sam, are you sure you don't think I'm old?

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

Um... w-well... *achem* y-you know age is relative...

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

I suppose...

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

Well, let's put it this way. To a human? Yeah. You're old. Really old. But if you're young by the standards of a Cybertronian? I wouldn't worry too much about it, Bee.

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

Point taken. I guess I still want to be seen as cool and exciting.

...

By the Allspark.

I'm turning into Skids and Mudflap.

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

...

Please. Please don't ever say that again, Bee. I think something inside me just died a little. Like my soul.

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

How do you think I feel?!

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

I don't know! ... probably like a piece of the Allspark just died.

Look! Can we just agree that this conversation never took place and end it there?

[racestripesftw.livejournal.com]

What conversation?

[gotinthecar.livejournal.com]

Exactly.