SOS Log 13.3 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

[goddoesntknow]

...what the... where the heck am...

HARUHI-SAMA! You're awake!

Of course I am! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

EEP! ...You... you were data frozen...

I was...

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SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO, HUH?!

Th- they...?

They're trying to shut me up! They did this to send me a warning!

Haruhi-sama, who is THEY?

THEM, of course! God, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?!

But you weren't the only one froz-

WELL I WON'T HAVE IT! I'LL BE LOUDER THAN EVER BEFORE! THE TRUTH WILL BE FOUND!

[sound of someone marching away]

H- Haruhi-sama! Wait-!

[door slam]

[click]

Comments

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, and they probably put an implant in your brain. Track wherever you go so they can implant an alien-human hybrid in ya so they can colonize the planet.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

.........................................................

Oh, please.

Everyone knows when you mix alien DNA with humans, you get superpowers. :[

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say Agent Mudler.

Oh, cuz like, I wasn't born with a gigantic tongue and the ability to spit slime on my own. Nosiree.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

That's MULDER. And I'll take that as a COMPLI-

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Gigantic tongue and the ability to spit slime?

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THAT'S AWESOME!

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

... It is?

Wait, what?!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

YEAH! It's great! :D

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

.... well, I do get told I'm pretty hot stuff...

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I bet you're real popular with cool abilities like that! ^_^

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the ladies especially think I'm super fly.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

...what truth?

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

The TRUTH! DUH.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

Oh, great, that really fucking narrows it down.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

About the ALIENS.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

"Aliens" doesn't really narrow it down either.

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...DIGITAL aliens.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

Yeah.
I was looking for more like "what planet" or "what plane of existance" instead of "catch all phrase I use to refer to weird shit cause I can't think of better names."

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

This isn't CATCH ALL! This is VERY SPECIFIC.

[dreamt-fighter.livejournal.com]

How so?

1/2

[yuki-nagato.livejournal.com]

2/2

[yuki-nagato.livejournal.com]

...Welcome back, Suzumiya Haruhi.

Re: 2/2

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

HI YUKI!

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You didn't happen to see any aliens sneaking into my room, did you?

[yuki-nagato.livejournal.com]

...

No aliens were present in your room during the duration of your data freeze.

[gotakittyscarf.livejournal.com]

Haru-nyan, you're awake again!

While you were frozen, I talked to a zombie triplet!!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

...a ZOMBIE TRIPLET?!