SOS Log 13.3 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

[goddoesntknow]

...what the... where the heck am...

HARUHI-SAMA! You're awake!

Of course I am! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

EEP! ...You... you were data frozen...

I was...

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SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO, HUH?!

Th- they...?

They're trying to shut me up! They did this to send me a warning!

Haruhi-sama, who is THEY?

THEM, of course! God, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?!

But you weren't the only one froz-

WELL I WON'T HAVE IT! I'LL BE LOUDER THAN EVER BEFORE! THE TRUTH WILL BE FOUND!

[sound of someone marching away]

H- Haruhi-sama! Wait-!

[door slam]

[click]

Comments

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

That's MULDER. And I'll take that as a COMPLI-

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Gigantic tongue and the ability to spit slime?

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THAT'S AWESOME!

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

... It is?

Wait, what?!

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

YEAH! It's great! :D

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

.... well, I do get told I'm pretty hot stuff...

[goddoesntknow.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I bet you're real popular with cool abilities like that! ^_^

[ihopsnonstop.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the ladies especially think I'm super fly.