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Santa Claus.
Jolly fat man who delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls, or something more sinister?
I've been pondering this for awhile, and have come to a conclusion...
Santa is, in fact, an alien. No other creature on earth could live that long. OR TRAVEL THAT FAST. The presents and gifts are a facade, a ruse to lure us into a false sense of security, so that we turn away while his true intentions are put into motion.
Some may question whether or not he exists, but I am convinced he, in fact, travels the globe as a means of mapping it, and surveying things. Taking a look at various superpowers' defenses so that when the centuries of preparation is complete, they have an up-to-date assessment of our strengths and weaknesses when the invasion inevitably comes.
Sure, he might bring presents.
But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!
...
Which, hey, nothing we have to worry about HERE, but I figured everyone deserves a fair warning. ^_^
Santa Claus.
Jolly fat man who delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls, or something more sinister?
I've been pondering this for awhile, and have come to a conclusion...
Santa is, in fact, an alien. No other creature on earth could live that long. OR TRAVEL THAT FAST. The presents and gifts are a facade, a ruse to lure us into a false sense of security, so that we turn away while his true intentions are put into motion.
Some may question whether or not he exists, but I am convinced he, in fact, travels the globe as a means of mapping it, and surveying things. Taking a look at various superpowers' defenses so that when the centuries of preparation is complete, they have an up-to-date assessment of our strengths and weaknesses when the invasion inevitably comes.
Sure, he might bring presents.
But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!
...
Which, hey, nothing we have to worry about HERE, but I figured everyone deserves a fair warning. ^_^
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Date: 2009-12-19 07:42 am (UTC)You still believe in Santa Claus?
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Date: 2009-12-19 07:43 am (UTC)Santa has to travel at roughly one thousand miles PER SECOND to do his job.
So... you may be on to something there.
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Date: 2009-12-19 07:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-19 07:50 am (UTC)(Though, that'd be pretty neat, too...)
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Date: 2009-12-19 08:02 am (UTC)Dr. Light is not Santa Claus.
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Date: 2009-12-19 08:07 am (UTC)If you say so Doctor Wily....
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Date: 2009-12-19 09:00 am (UTC)Re: [a bit later]
Date: 2009-12-19 09:07 am (UTC)Send him home right now! Ah... if he's still there I mean, um.
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Date: 2009-12-20 06:53 am (UTC)Ah. Haku... I think your logic might be a little flawed...
E-eh... ?
Nick could technically dress up as anyone he wanted to, even if the person in question was evil. It just doesn't make HIM evil.
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From:btw Ken, you're on RP secrets for this very post :)
From:I noticed. I'm a bit torn between flattered and sad at getting someone else put down in the process.
From:Same, but hell, compliment is a compliment when it comes to the dredge that is RP!S
From:Well, that much IS true. But still somewhat unfortunate.
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Date: 2009-12-19 10:09 pm (UTC)He's a ghost. In fact, he's multiple ghosts! And they all have the power to stop time for brief periods in order to deliver things and move across the world in an efficient way.
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Date: 2009-12-20 06:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-12-20 03:02 am (UTC)He was Santa Claus.
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Date: 2009-12-20 06:49 am (UTC)I think I'd KNOW if he were Santa Claus.
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